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I know the above information is sparse, but it's all you really need to get an idea of who I am. Well, that and the pictures. Follow the link, my pretties... But beware. It's not a small page, and may take a while over slow connections. And the sudden change in my hairstyle may scare those with weak hearts..
To answer a couple of questions before they get asked:
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Fuck off, script kiddie. Seriously, though, I do consider myself a hacker. I don't use the term to mean someone that breaks into a computer system or removes the copy protection from software. I use the word 'hacker' in the way it was first coined, when hacking TECO at MIT, to mean 'Someone who dicks around with computers'. It's not a common usage, but it's the one I use. And yes, I'm fluent in high-1337 only.
This page looks kinda boring, man. If you're so good, why not spice it up?
I'm good with computers, I'm good with coding, but I'm no layout-guru. Hence, I kept the site so simple it will display almost entirely in Lynx. It's text, with a couple of colours. It doesn't take long to load over a modem, there's no waiting time due to client-side scripting, there's no large background images and animated .GIF's, no sound, none of that bollocks. This site is here for one thing: Information. If you're desperate for eye-candy, this ain't the place. I'll admit that the old Flash index was indefinably somehow cooler, but I don't want to alienate people. There are more browsers on earth than Exploiter...