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All work herein is copyright (c) Stewart Wilson 2001.
 

Enemy Territory

Being an occasional rambling article from the mind of Stewart Wilson

 
 

I don't know if it's just me. I could be wrong, of course. But I thought that as a human being I had a few of those things, what are they called? Inalienable rights. You know, those things that you should never have voided. And yet, over here, such things seem not to apply, or at least not to the general populace.

In England at least, the Police have no right to search a person unless they have a) a warrant, or b) said person under arrest. And yet over here, the pumped up freaks that make up the police force apparently have the power to search anyone and anything they see fit. Coming off the train on my way home from spending 11 hours at work, with the air conditioning off and server temperatures peaking in the mid 30's - Degrees C, that is - and I get babbled at by a German policeman. Me. Out of a crowd of about five or six hundred people, I'm the only one pulled out. I decided not to start with the four hundred pounds of raw attitude, as they had Berettas. Safeties off as well. The threat of being shot at makes me more docile than usual.
 
So, once they seized my papers for Sergeant Porker to squint at while pretending he could read, the other gave me the full search. His hands went through my every pocket, had my wallet open, even went as far as to see what minidisc I was listening to. He also decided to go right through my trench in case I had slipped a sword under it or something, then opened up and started rummaging about in my laptop bag. Every damn pocket. This pig was thorough. If he'd asked me to boot my laptop, though, I'd rather have been shot.

Some of you may be wondering what was so odd about this? These fascist bastards who just like being violent to people on very slim pretences, singled me out to search for no good reason whatsoever. In England I could have those bastards on charges of misconduct, as that violates one of my basic inalienable rights as an English citizen. But of course, that won't happen over here. Here, the populace have no rights like that. And yes, this is as bad as I make it seem. An example. Police, like the pigs that got to me, search a man at random and find him possessing a concealed gun. They then arrest him for that. However, the evidence was gained without charge, without anything at all. They just grabbed someone off the street and got lucky. How can anyone in that situation tell if the weapon wasn't planted by overzealous 'lawmen' in order to secure an arrest and a raise? The law must allow for the privacy of the individual against persecution by the state, while allowing the state to still be able to prosecute those guilty of crimes.

Basically, I'm pissed off with those fuck-headed pigs thinking that just because I don't dress like a good little citizen they can pull me over, search everything I have on me, and babble at me in a language I will probably never understand. Still, it looks like that is the way the future is going. Nothing to see here, Friend Citizen. Move on and stay happy.

* * *

Then again, it's not just German law enforcement that's gone screwy. Bored as hell a few nights ago, I stumbled across an American world history site. The kind that would be used by kids working towards GCSE or whatvertheheltheycallem in America. Not content with assuming that Pearl Harbour was the start of the Second World War (as if), one latest edition's wording of events is skewed so far it reads that "Those Japs bombed Pearl Harbour, we went and bombed them and saved the world". In the words of someone that can say it: Utter bullshit. The only thing that the Americans brought the rest of the world during the war is the Hershey bar (a Good Thing) and the idea of Friendly Fire (a Bad Thing).

So, it shouldn't have been "Enter the US, the world is saved", more "Enter the US, exit stage right too bloody many Allies, most of whom were American, but a fair few of whom were our lads, all shot by some cross-eyed Redneck wankers that couldn't tell their collective arseholes from their elbows let alone one of the enemy from someone on the same side."

Sure, the US did some good. But don't forget, all of those that were going to argue with me: Did the US do anything about Poland? No. Did the US do anything, in fact, while most of the War raged? No. While France was captured? No. Not a damn thing. Because they were content to sit back and eat your chocolate bars while untold millions died. To think that it took such a suicide run by the Japanese to even get the Americans to think about entering the war is just too sickening. And the number of Americans that seem to think that the Shoah, the greatest act of evil on the planet last century, just plain *didn't happen* is increasing. What the fuck is going on? Why? I hope someone can give me a good reason for it, because at least then I can have someone to gut and burn. Didn't happen my arse. Whatever the US are thinking with that is complete and utter crap. It's like not telling your kids about murder so it will not happen to them. For the love of any deity that's listening, will people do something about this? It's just more proof that the US is engaging in a process of historical alteration that seems greatly akin to that in Orwell's 1984.

So next time just remember: The US only went into Vietnam because they were scared they'd be too late for number 3 as well. Then they started to call it a 'police action' instead of a 'total fuck-up'. It's blatantly obvious what happened.

Never let the Americans join a war that you don't want fucked up.

* * *

Yes, I'm being nasty and vindictive for no good reason. So what? You'd rather I was nice? Keep smoking the crack pipe. I thought it'd be nice to see some of the reactions when it's not my home country that I'm going nuts at. What can I say, suck the fucking pipe.

The web-site is still stalled. I'm trying to find some webspace without popups or advertising links. Any ideas, drop me a line. Oh, and if you're thinking of flaming me because you're American and WWII really did start with Pearl Harbour, fuck off. You don't want to see the results of your actions, and if you're lucky I might just leave you with eyeballs.

Stewart Wilson, the Digital Raven
Munich, 22 August 2001